Free · no credit card The Catalyst Kit

See your AI brand voice guide in 15 minutes.

Two AI specialists that help you sound like yourself, not like every other coach using ChatGPT.

Show me my voice guide ✦

No credit card. No trial. Just the tools.

Ready to sell with soul instead of sleaze?

Your audience can smell generic launch copy.

You've got a great program. But every email you send sounds like everyone else's launch copy, and the people reading it know.

So you try ChatGPT. It hands you robot-speak that sounds like every other coach on the internet. You edit it for an hour trying to make it sound like an actual human wrote it, and you're still not happy with it.

Here's why: AI doesn't know your voice. So everything it writes comes out flat, generic, forgettable. These tools fix that.

How it works

Valerie learns how you actually sound.

You give her 3 to 5 samples of your writing. Emails, posts, anything you've written. She analyzes your natural patterns and builds a Brand Voice Guide that captures the way you actually talk.

Then every AI tool you use going forward can write in your voice. Not robot voice. Your voice. It takes about 15 minutes.

Show, don't tell

Here's what a Brand Voice Guide looks like.

Example output

Tone
Conversational, direct, slightly playful with an edge.
Sentence style
Short, punchy paragraphs of one or two sentences. Occasional fragments for emphasis.
Signature patterns
  • "Look..." or "Listen..." to introduce key points
  • Direct statements with no fluff and no softening
  • Rhetorical questions that challenge assumptions
  • Light sarcasm when calling out bad marketing practices
Forbidden phrases
  • "Unlock your potential"
  • "Game-changer"
  • "Transform your business"
  • "Sustainable growth"
  • Anything that sounds like generic coach-speak
Example opening in this voice

Let me guess. You wrote that email three times and it still sounds like a robot wrote it. Yeah. That's not you. Look, here's how to fix it...

Want to see what your voice guide looks like? That's exactly what the Catalyst Kit does.

Show me my voice guide ✦

No fluff. No gimmicks. Just freedom.

Inside your free kit

Two specialists and three shortcuts.

No 40-module course, no drip-fed lessons, no bonus you'll never open. Five things you can actually use today.

The Catalyst Kit contents
AI specialist · ChatGPT

Valerie, the Voice Curator

Analyzes your writing and documents your unique brand voice, so every other tool you use writes in your actual style instead of generic robot-speak.

"I thought I already had a brand voice for my AI, but Valerie was so much more thorough. She helped me realize how much my voice has actually evolved over the last few years. It's the first time my marketing actually sounds like the person I am today." Shannon Goodman Life Coach

AI specialist · ChatGPT

Susan, the Skeptic

Reviews your marketing copy through the eyes of your most suspicious buyer and tells you exactly what's making them hesitate.

"She's good. Sometimes I hate her because she's so honest, but she's good." Ann Rusnak Business Productivity Strategist

PDF download

7-Day Implementation Sprint

A day-by-day roadmap showing exactly what to work on first, so you're not staring at a blank screen wondering where to start.

Downloadable prompts

5 Quick-Win Templates

Plug-and-play prompts for any AI tool that give you better headlines, social posts, and email copy immediately.

Bonus resource

Emergency Enrollment Prompts

Last-minute launch copy templates for when you need to fill seats fast and the cart closes Friday.

Twenty minutes, start to finish

How the Catalyst Kit works.

  1. Open Valerie

    Paste 3 to 5 writing samples into ChatGPT. Emails, posts, anything you've already written.

  2. Get your voice guide

    She generates your Brand Voice Guide, so every AI tool you use from now on sounds like you.

  3. Run it past Susan

    Send your emails or sales pages through Susan to catch the sneaky hesitation triggers you didn't know were there.

Result: marketing that fills seats without sounding like a sales robot.

The difference it makes

You could spend a month wrestling with ChatGPT.

Or you could spend twenty minutes with Valerie, document your voice properly, and have every AI tool you touch from now on sound like you actually wrote it.

The kit is free. The tools work. And honestly? Your next launch deserves better than generic AI slop.

AI amplifies whatever you give it. So give it you.
Pam Langord, founder of Simply Magic Marketing
Who built these

Hi, I'm Pam.

Thirty years in marketing, five of them running the engine inside a seven-figure coaching company, which is where I learned exactly what high-pressure marketing looks like from the inside. It made me sick, and it made me build differently.

Now I make systems for coaches who refuse to choose between scaling and staying human. Valerie and Susan are the same tools I use in my own business, which is the only reason I'm comfortable handing them to you.

Free, and free of catches

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With Magic + Moxie ✦ Pam

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